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Аn american ship is experiencing serious problems with hull leakage not far from Germany. The crew tries to summon help and broadcasting:
- mayday! mayday! anybody! help!
There is an answer on the intercom:
- zis is ze german kost gard! hoo ar you?
- We are the american ship! Help us!
- vat iz ze problem?
- We need help! We are sinking! repeat, we are sinking!
- okkey, vi vil help you. what ar you sinking abaut?

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