Аn american ship is experiencing serious problems with hull leakage not far from Germany. The crew tries to summon help and broadcasting:
— mayday! mayday! anybody! help!
There is an answer on the intercom:
— zis is ze german kost gard! hoo ar you?
— We are the american ship! Help us!
— vat iz ze problem?
— We need help! We are sinking! repeat, we are sinking!
— okkey, vi vil help you. what ar you sinking abaut?